Experts agree that different people need different amounts of sleep, in order to feel well-rested and be able to function properly. Side note: Is it just me, or do they look like brother and sister? Some people can get by on just 4 or 5 hours per night.  Bully for them.  If I am left [...]

I’ve just been reading some of my old blogs, whilst listening to some of my favourite music on Itunes… Good evening. :-) What are you doing tonight? Joe. P.S.  Maybe I’ll post a proper blog, one of these days (or maybe not). var hupso_services_t=new Array(“Twitter”,”Facebook”,”Google Plus”,”Linkedin”,”StumbleUpon”,”Digg”,”Reddit”,”Bebo”,”Delicious”); var hupso_toolbar_size_t=”medium”;var hupso_counters_lang=”en_US”;var hupso_url_t=”http://www.friendburst.com/blog/106680/good-evening-3/”;var hupso_title_t=”GOOD EVENING”;

Christ; it’s the end of March already!  We’re 3 months into the year.  We’ll be going on about Christmas and the end of the year soon.  Where does the time go, eh? As we grow older (and sadder), time seems to go faster and faster…  But have you ever stopped to wonder why?  Of course [...]

I was unemployed for exactly 3 blissful months.  Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end.  This is how I spent my last week of freedom… Having stockpiled some essential provisions, I soon became ensconced on the sofas (yes, plural). With my trusty remote control by my side, I spent most of the week [...]

Over the past few months, I have fallen into some bad habits.  I need to change my ways.  Here are my resolutions, for the new year… 1. Cut down consumption of After Eight dinner mints to just one box per week. 2. Stop forgetting to eat one apple a day. 3. Try to make a [...]

Happiness is… After Eights Blow jobs Cakes Diazepam Electricity Fucking Good food Hand jobs Independence Jelly beans Kinder eggs Love-making Music New stuff Orgasms Penis (only mine) Quality Rain Sherbet Television Unemployment Vaginas Writing Xanax Yoghurt Zolpidem Am I wrong? Joe. var hupso_services_t=new Array(“Twitter”,”Facebook”,”Google Plus”,”Linkedin”,”StumbleUpon”,”Digg”,”Reddit”,”Bebo”,”Delicious”); var hupso_toolbar_size_t=”medium”;var hupso_counters_lang=”en_US”;var hupso_url_t=”http://www.friendburst.com/blog/101429/sex-drugs-rock-n-roll-and-jelly-beans/”;var hupso_title_t=”SEX, DRUGS, ROCK ‘N’ ROLL AND [...]

Let’s get down to the nitty gritty: Always take a shit BEFORE showering.  It’s a bit like brushing your teeth.  I mean: Why brush your teeth, right before breakfast?  What’s the point?  You’ll get bits of toast and bacon stuck in your teeth, idiot.  Similarly, showering before shitting defeats the purpose.  Defecating ALWAYS makes you [...]

It has been a year of changes for me.  I started 2012 in a job I hated – with the woman I love.  I was still getting a few hundred hits, on my Friendburst blogs.  A year later, I find myself unemployed (and loving it).  Maria and I are living in a brand new home.  [...]

It’s pretty-much the last thing you would expect to find on an aeroplane… Apart from naked stewardesses (now that would be a pleasant surprise). Anyway, guess who found one…  And got stung by one…  And got kicked off the plane and rushed to hospital; hooked up to a bunch of machines. I had just boarded [...]

Ahhh; this is the life: Waking up at 10.30… Having a leisurely breakfast, whilst watching some of my favourite shows… Chillin’ with ma bitches… Sleeping, eating, chilling, fucking…  What could be better than that? I’m thinking about my impending move.  Thinking (scheming).  Planning (plotting).  Telling people what to do, and when to do it (dictating).  [...]

It all began, last Monday (3 September).  I had resigned (as planned) on Friday 31 August; providing a months’ notice.  My letter of resignation included a threat, to lay a charge of constructive dismissal against the company.  I figured: What the hell; it’s worth a shot.  Anyway, they fell for it!  I am not permitted [...]

Joe Blogs will soon be moving to an undisclosed location – as part of a witness protection program. OK; that last part isn’t true, but I am definitely moving.  I sold my flat, within 5 days!  I got the asking price!  Everything should be finalised, by the end of next month.  There is soooooo much [...]

Unlike my mother, who has worked for the same company for 30 years, I feel the need for change – and it seems to be every 7 years. I have lived at my current address for almost 7 years.  I have worked for my current employer for almost 6 of those years – which is [...]

No; that’s not a typo. I have been in a long-distance relationship, for 15 months – and we have used Instant Messaging to chat, every day.  Don’t get me wrong: It’s a great means of communication.  We also used Google Chat, but we experienced a lot of problems with connectivity – and that was frustrating.  [...]

I’m planning to send this as a “global” e-mail, when I leave… The company wants to be the “Coca-Cola” of the industry (ie. The best).  Here’s how it will always be perceived: Why? 1. The company puts profits ahead of people, every time.  That goes for the dissatisfied customers, who will be squeezed for every [...]

I know I said I’d fuck off, but I have GOT to share this with you… :-) My hatred for my company is well-documented.  Over the past few months, they have become obsessed with “corporate branding” – and even adopted a slogan!  Wait for it…  Pure genius… We’re people. Yeah; so were the Nazis!  WTF??? [...]

I don’t think Friendburst is the place for a potty-mouthed and bad-tempered Brit…  So I’ll fuck off and leave it to the tree-huggers and bad poets. I haven’t done the “math” (as you Americans say – and rightly so, I may add), but I would estimate the majority of blogs on Friendburst are about politics [...]

Some of you may remember I posted a blog entitled Joe’s Nose, on Myspace.  That was over 2 years ago.  I just referred to it, cos I had another nose operation today. It is certainly uncomfortable and messy this time, but I think the first operation was worse…  But, of course, the anaesthetic hasn’t fully [...]

Yesterday, someone tried to give me an “attitude adjustment” (or a “kick up the backside”).  God; I hate those expressions – almost as much as I hate the people who use them. I found myself being lectured by a fat and ugly 57-year-old alcoholic spinster, who works 12-hour days and has a plethora of health [...]

I jest.  It was another oral procedure (I had an implant fitted).  This year, the company decided I don’t need time to heal.  I was instructed to apply for just one day off work (the day of the operation – yesterday).  I basically told them to go fuck themselves.  Since when does a small-minded middle-management [...]