Posts Tagged ‘jesus’

Happy OMYGODTHEY’REKILLINGME Friday!

2012-04-06 BlogBlog RSSRSS

(editor’s note: I was looking for an entirely different document when I came across this note from Jesus I wrote 3 years ago today.  I don’t think it was ever published…) Hey folks!  Jesus here. It’s been 1976 years since I been rappin at ya, so I thought that since we’re coming up on the [...]

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04-05-12 Judge Orders Kansas City Bishop To Stand Trial In Sexual Abuse Case

2012-04-06 BlogBlog RSSRSS

Finally on the day before good Friday we just may be getting some of the justice that Jesus Christ would want  meted out as the Roman Catholic Church’s first Bishop has been ordered to stand trial for his own complicity  in not reporting child sexual abuse. Not to mention,  I would suspect,  justice  Jesus’s dad [...]

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REPENT! ACABPOCALYPSE IS COMING!

2012-01-12 BlogBlog RSSRSS

Now, we’ve all seen Jesus-mobiles.  They’re a distinctive form of “art cars” where the vehicle owner adorns their ride with religious accoutrement and messages.  I’ve seen a few up here on the Washington roads.  I’ve also seen them parked near public places where an evangelical is out promoting their religious message.  The religiosity on the [...]

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Jesus Doesn’t Care About Football: Tim Tebow

2011-12-12 BlogBlog RSSRSS

Why Tim Tebow;s success is NOT a product of his favor in the eyes of God. Denver Broncos,NFL,Jesus,God,savior,Joko

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Don’t Talk Religion at Work

2011-08-15 BlogBlog RSSRSS

It is best not to talk about religion or politics at work. Leave them out of all interactions. I KNOW this, really I do. Religion and politics on social networks? They’re our bread and butter, right? My new workplace, as is becoming common amongst big companies, has it’s very own social network where employees can [...]

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One Message Runs Through All Faiths

2011-03-26 BlogBlog RSSRSS

A desktop or laptop can connect us instantly to vast knowledge sources. A computer can link us to the news, stock reports, airline bookings, shopping, medical breakthroughs, and information in almost every other sphere of knowledge.

The information connectedness that we experience with computers is a small sample of the potent connections we can make with our empowered soul. The empowered soul experiences universal connection with all beings. Becoming aware of this unifying force can help us realize our essential unity. Walls of division separate people.

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God of Fear and God of Love

2011-03-04 BlogBlog RSSRSS

Fear is the principal force that divides our hearts. It will continue to do so unless we increase the muscle of our attention and faith that lets us remain present for more and more of reality. When we consciously meet our fear, our faith grows. In the deepest solitude of ourselves, when fear has brought us to our knees and there is nothing left to do but surrender to it, we discover what has all along been supporting us.

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She’s Going Under the Wrench… and she may not make it out alive.

2011-02-05 BlogBlog RSSRSS

Me, earlier this evening, about 5 PM: La la la la!  Okay, it’s raining and I’m getting completely soaked as I bicycle along, but it’s all good!  I’m having fun, almost to the bus stop, on my way to the open mic night!  La la la la!! SCRRRUNCHEKEE THUNK!  KLAAAAK!!! (Bicycle simply stops, almost throwing [...]

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