Attention whore! You’re such a bore!

This isn’t an exhaustive list. A few of them I still haven’t gotten around to putting them together in one page yet. The very oldest blogs (going back to 2002) are stored on another site. After digging through this mess, I didn’t feel like muddling through that site.

5 million dogs and cats are killed every year in the US. Many are killed in gas chambers. Many others are killed by the cruel heart stick. Heart sticking happens in shelters everyday. Cats and dogs are pulled out of their runs, trapped between the workers legs and, without sedation, stabbed in the heart over and over while other animals watch. Vets come into the shelters and heart stick animals one after the other. They throw them in piles, pull out the ones who are still alive and stab them again, over and over

EASTER SPECIAL (DISAPPOINTED) Joe: How are you, on this beautiful Friday morning?  Did you bring the lube oils? Lana: Gross, so early for that!  Yeah i did, just want to see what time the mortgage guy is coming to see me today Joe: It’s never too early…  Is the “mortgage guy” coming here?  12.30 would [...]

EPISODE 16 (CLOSER) I sent a few photos to Lana (me with the cats).  This was one of them: Lana: The little black one is just to cute for words! Joe: I know.  He’s my favourite.  He’s like a little bunny (he’s small, and has no tail).  At sixteen years old, he’s not doing too [...]

In the iconic 80′s movie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, the coolest of the cool, Mike Ramone said these words about moments when you want to feel good: “whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.” Mike was so right.  That selection of five songs defined being uplifted via music, via the scratchy [...]

EPISODE 15 (UP & DOWN) Lana: Morning Mr B!!!  Whats up?  How are you?  How was your evening? Joe: Too early to say…  Haven’t had my coffee yet.  Where’s Anne?  It was a bit of a late one, but I did write my entire article for Saturday – and flirted a bit, as usual.  How [...]

EPISODE 14 (NOISE & MIGRAINES) Lana sent me a link to another house, which she wanted to view. Joe: Can’t connect…  Must be popular…  Better be quick, Lana.  How much is it? Lana: ITS PRICE IS ACTUALLY 160K, BUT THE GUY IS PREPARED TO TAKE OFFERS FROM 100K COS HE IS IN FINANCIAL DWANG. Joe: [...]

EPISODE 13 (DEAD DOG) Lana had to put her dog down, so she wasn’t at work on the day we were gonna do the massage (damn) :-( Lana: Hey.  I’m here.  How you? Joe: I’m OK; thanks.  How are you doing? Lana: Very sad but ok.  Have lost quite a bit of weight these past [...]

EPISODE 12 (FOOD & STUFF) Lana sent me a picture of another house she wanted to view… Joe: I have to say: I don’t like this one at all…  Looks ugly. Lana: You are ugly!!! Joe: Awww; don’t be ugly :-( Lana: Ha ha ha! And its a house so its a no go! Lana [...]

EPISODE 11 (DESPICABLE ME) Lana: How ya doing?  Did u go see despicable me? Joe: Nah; my friend overslept.  How was your weekend? Lana: thats it?  your friend overslept????  what was he doing sleeping in the evening?  unless you wanted to go to the 7:30a, show???? Joe: I go to my Mum’s place at 6pm [...]

EPISODE 10 (HAREM) Lana told me she wanted to buy some harem trousers.  I told her I didn’t know what they were…  So she showed me a picture… Joe: Oh, hell no!  There should be laws against those things. Lana: No man, they are really really cool! Joe: No; they’re really not cool. Lana: Then [...]

Firstly, I would like to say that I did not start any wars on this site. When I joined a group of people attacked a friend. I blocked these people, but whenever I entered into a discussion on other blogs, certain people stalked and attacked repeatedly. Do we ignore or stand up for ourselves? There is a fine line to tread here, and much to learn about how to deal with it.

EPISODE 9 (BACK) A short start to the new “series” (don’t ask me why she was using CAPS, most of the time). Lana: DON’T WANT TO DISTURB YOU… BUT GOOD MORNING.. GOT A BIG FINE THIS MORNING… Joe: Crap!  Why?  Sorry; I had Gillian at my desk all morning, and then I had to eat.  [...]

Stuff on my mind……just wondering. Why did the IRS tell me I would have my tax refund on this Friday and then turn around and change their mind?  Why not just tell me “you will get it, when you get it?”  Now I have promised all those folks who have been calling me money and [...]

Being the sort to let things cool a bit I took my time in posting this blog.  A lot of people are upset and feel a bit betrayed.  Some have left, many are thinking about it.  People have indicated that there are only a handful of bloggers here that they find enjoyable.  That for us [...]

EPISODE 8 (LAST DAY!) I apologise in advance for the last “episode” of the first “season”.  It’s boring…  But necessary, for wrapping things up.  The good news is: The second “season” will kick off, on 3 March…  And it will be much better… Lana: Hope your weekend will be super relaxing. x Joe: Thanks.  I’ll [...]

EPISODE 7 (SERIOUS MASSAGE) Earlier, Lana showed me some old photos of herself.  Her hair was short, and I told her she looked like a lesbian.  She started poking and tickling me (any excuse to touch me…  Ha). Lana: I r NOT lesbian! Joe: You cheered me up.  I am having second thoughts about the [...]

EPISODE 6 (SPOILT) Joe: Good morning.  I’m not sure my Outlook is working properly (there’s no message from you this morning).  Please confirm receipt… Lana: Hahahahahaha.  Good morning hun!  Got called into a meeting and just got back!  Still have photos for you to look at! Joe: Yay!  So how’s my favourite FWB (friend without [...]

EPISODE 5 (STUFF) Lana: Feeling a bit better honey comb? Joe: I’m still a bit down, to be honest.  I think I need more hugs :-) Lana: Ha ha are u still sad? Joe: Yeah :-(  Shouldn’t you be in a meeting? Lana: John said he will call me.  Do u want another hug? Joe: [...]