We have our latest celebrity suicide (Retired NASCAR driver Dick Trickle dies of apparent self-inflicted wound  http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/16/sport/motorsport/north-carolina-trickle-obit/?hpt=hp_t2) and as usual, most folks are asking stupid questions like,  ”Why?” instead of sane questions like,  ”Why not?” As usual, I don’t want to offend or upset anyone, because suicide tends to be so touchy to some people, [...]

Being alive is a crock of shit. — Kilgore Trout I believe death is the ultimate freedom and I’d rather have my freedom as soon as I can get it. — Jodi Arias I wish it was the Fourth Of July because I’m worried that our birthday party will pale in comparison to what’s going [...]

This morning gives us another concrete reason to mistrust the police, question the entire criminal justice system and demand the end of the death penalty and private prisons.  As if we didn’t already have enough reasons.  You can add criticize The Liberal Drive-By Media to that list, too.   And the reason can be summed [...]

We are through the Looking Glass, man. Up is down, black is white and truth is lies

Serious as a heart attack! I guess this is why Jesus gave us All You U Can Eat Crawfish night at The Men’s Club.

It’s another really sad day for Conservatives.  First of all, it’s May 1, which is Labor Day in many countries (This is what happens when you use a metric calendar but I guess it’s OK because it gives us an extra holiday), which means all over the world, the great unwashed masses of the working [...]

A lot of people mistakenly believe that I’m a Liberal who takes great joy in the misery and misfortune of Conservatives and I accept that.  I accept it, graciously, I might add, but I don’t like it.  It’s lonely up here at the top and constantly getting misquoted and being taken out of context is [...]

Last night, Bill Maher (http://www.hbo.com/real-time-with-bill-maher/index.html) showed a couple of recent pictures from Boston and announced that we live in a police state.  I said,  ”Duh, Bill,”  and Suzette, my Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Domestic Bliss and Chef De Cuisine, said,  ”Stop talking to the TV as if they can hear you.”  Someone [...]

J’John is bringing it back like never before. He is taking the music industry by a storm. Showing that real music is still here from the old to the new. Check out the new album title J’John Mix Signals available everywhere April 29, 2013  that will have you rocking.

The big debate right now seems to be, who is going to get Mother Of The Year, June Shannon (http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/988685/honey-boo-boos-mom-debuts-new-slimmed-down-makeover), Zubeidat Tsarnaev (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-23/mom-shoplifts-as-her-boys-become-radicalized.html) or Barbara Bush (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/barbara-bush-says-jeb-bush-shouldn-t-run-133118766–politics.html)?  And I really wish I could tell you who will win and who you should vote for but I have to admit I’m a Low Information Voter this [...]

It’s another proud day for America.  George W. Bush’s Presidential Library And Museum (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/25/17894950-bigger-but-better-a-look-at-how-george-w-bushs-presidential-library-stacks-up?lite) is all ready and about to open to the public.  It’s no surprise.  After all, the big lady in the harbor does say, right there in front of God and everyone,  ”Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning [...]

Before we get to the reason we are gathered here today which is the huge weekly party, I’ve got a little business for you to take care of.  Please file this under This Explains A Lot That We Already Knew:  Study: Belief in an angry God associated with variety of mental illnesses  http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/17/study-belief-in-an-angry-god-associated-with-variety-of-mental-illnesses/. Now, compare [...]

The “Monsanto Protection Act” (section 735) was attached (anonymously) as a rider to a short term spending bill (HR 933). President Obama signed it into law on March 26th. Food activists (and generally sane people) are outraged, as they should be. 250,000 voters signed a petition opposing the act and others called for Obama to [...]

As terrorist attacks go, the incident in Boston yesterday (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/15/17767721-boston-on-high-alert-after-marathon-bombing-kills-3-injures-scores?lite) was a complete failure and a gift from Fate to the anti-gun movement.  True, the injured count was impressive (I think the official number is currently 144) but no one cares about that.  What we care about is the death count, which was 3, and [...]

Most of the reviews for my last post have been reading a lot like this,  ”What’s Pompeii and what does it have to do with lava and Italian babes?  Is it some new club on the Big Island or what?  Or do you mean Lava, the soap?  For being annoyingly unclear, I give this one [...]

Today, everything just makes me angry, it’s not funny anymore. Things I once thought were funny are scary now. I often feel like a resident of Pompeii who has been asked for some humorous comments on lava.  And people don’t know anything now. They’re all kids and they’ve never read a book. Who would get [...]

If Rachel Maddow (http://www.nbcnews.com/id/26315908/) were here, she would say,  ”We have the greatest thing in the world for you,” and then she would make you wait til the end of the show to see what it is.  This is your lucky day because Rachel isn’t here, because it leaves me completely in charge of The [...]

I fully realize that this is one of the most devastating, as well as busy, days ever about anything because we are in mourning and preparing for World War III.  But before we fully transition into Def-Con 4 and change into our black suits, we have to talk about something that at first glance is [...]

There’s been a lot of speculation this week that Dionne Warwick’s recent financial woes (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/dionne-warwick-flat-broke-article-1.1299283) are the direct result of all the bad Karma she generated by stealing from people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic_Friends_Network) and if that is what is in fact happening, I’m down with it and I fully support the system.  Kind of. On the one [...]

Unlike Congress,  the journalists at FOX News and Barry’s gas station attendant (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9943357/Barack-Obama-in-Israel-the-Beast-limo-breaks-down.html), the rest of us only get one National Goof-Off Day per year and this is it (http://www.cute-calendar.com/event/national-goof-off-day/12388-usa.html).  Don’t waste it.  Follow my good example and call Britney Spears to see if she’s up for a game of soccer (Britney Spears’ Butt Makes [...]