E-MAIL FEMALE – EPISODE 22011-01-06 at 11:30 am Blog RSS
EPISODE 2 (MONDAYS SUCK)
Lana: How are you sweets? How was the movie watching?
Joe: Exhausting… Really takes it out of you; lying around on the sofa all day. How was your weekend? Did you speak to your Mum?
Lana: I tried to speak to her and then she turned on the tears and said she is to emotional to talk! So she left with us having this terrible vibe and now I feel horrible! (like in HORRIBLE!)
Joe: Oh dear… Not quite the visit you’d hoped for; all in all… Sounds pretty bad. Oh well: At least you got a cool new phone.
Lana: Def not! I am loving my phone – it is like a laptop. Btw.. have cold sore on lip so look like a dork! (it is small one). Busy with an email to andrew about my leave, not sure what to say.. ? I have so far: please see attached my leave form for my wedding at the end of the month?
Joe: A phone like a laptop: Really appeals to me… Not. It’s a wedding! Nobody’s gonna deny your leave. Just send it. Damn; no kisses for me this week, then.
Lana: Ok cool! Its actually not even a cold sore really, and Ali bumped it yest so it looks worse than it is.. Here’s email kisses.. xxx
Joe: Yeah; it’s not the same. I get cyber-kisses from my bitches in North America every day… Does nothing for me. Sigh… Need big wet sloppy ones… And kisses would be nice too. Great: Ant-head is coughing up a lung here today… Irritating.
Lana: Poor you! I’m sure I irritate people with my coughing! Went and got a smaller skirt on the weekend! Feeling very chuffed!
Joe: Heh. What’s the point? You’re gonna get even thinner; right?
Lana: Well I can have it made smaller… I just have no clothes at the moment so was desperate!
Joe: No clothes? What have you been wearing, up until now? Oh, you mean you’re down to just one wardrobe full of clothes? Heh… Chicks.
Lana: Hahhahaha! All my clothes are to big so hate my wardrobe at the moment. bring on summer cos at least some of my dress’s fit still…
Joe: Yeah; let’s not bring on summer just yet. I’m quite happy the way it is right now (actually, it’s slightly too warm already). Hey; I’m gonna meet Michael and the other writers at the end of the month. We’re all going to Jimmy’s for a piss-up meal… Should be fun.
Lana: Its not warm yet at all!!!!!!! Going to start tanning from this coming weekend. Can I come?
Joe: Ahh; it’s just the writers. Anyway, you’ll be on wedding leave.
Lana: Oh yeh! Oopsy forgot about that! My leave got approved!
Joe: That was quick. Virtually everyone here is coughing today. It will be a miracle, if I don’t catch something.
Lana: I was quite amazed and pleased!!!!!! Off to meeting in a few min… feel very flat today!
Lana: Am back!
Joe: I’ll alert the media!
Lana: You had better… feeling a loss of confidence at the moment.. have to do recons but its all diff and looks odd!
Joe: Yeah; everything looks odd in this place. It’s like another dimension, or something. Is your system up and running yet? Mine isn’t…
Lana: I haven’t even filled in that form… Do you have your contract yet? I feel like I’m in another dimension!
Joe: No; we’ll get it at the induction. Are you busy at lunch time?
Lana: Not busy at all…… and you?
Joe: I want to get my car washed. Wanna come keep me company?
Lana: Okey dokie!!!!!!! Where you going to take it?
Joe: Just down the road…
Lana: Okey dokie!
Joe: Are you ready?
Lana: My lunch is at one?
Joe: What? Why can’t you go now? I wanna beat the rush.
Lana: Um don’t know? Can we take lunch now? I just want to eat quick, will take me 10 min… Otherwise, go quick and I’ll catch you later…
Joe: I’ll wait. Just let me know, when you’re ready (preferably before 12.45). I can take lunch any time…
Lana: Yes sir.. just eating quick…
Joe: Well, don’t rush. Remember to chew each mouthful at least twenty times.
Lana: Finished! Just going to the ladies…
Joe: I feel like a nap now. Thanks for keeping me company.
Lana: Its my pleasure!!!!!!!! Gets us out of the office a bit.. The Redbull has pepped me up a bit!!!!
Joe: Yes; I probably should’ve had one. Don’t you find those things take a layer of skin off your lips, though?
Lana: Not at all? OMG!!! When has that happened to you?
Joe: It may have been something else. It was a Red Square alcopop, or something… But I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the alcohol, which raped my lip. There’s some nasty ingredient in those things…
Lana: Red square does that YES!! Its the alcohol!!!! Hehehehehe!!!!!!!! Not in the mood for work!
Joe: I’d rather be fishing… And I don’t even like fishing! I think I’d rather be anywhere but here right now. Ugh. Mondays suck.
Lana: I would also rather be fishing!!!!! In the sun!!!!!
Next week: Lana and Joe go fishing…
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