Comments on: Tour d’Joko: LOTR Edition – To the Campus of Saruman! http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/ FriendBurst Member Blogs Tue, 21 May 2013 12:39:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: D_LEMUR http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258571 D_LEMUR Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:01:22 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258571 So friggen typical of the receptionists cult of Suruman. So friggen typical of the receptionists cult of Suruman.

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]]> By: Joko http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258455 Joko Wed, 28 Mar 2012 12:25:39 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258455 In her defense, she is one of what, I'm guessing 20,000 employees at that facility... Certainly one of hundreds of receptionists. In her defense, she is one of what, I’m guessing 20,000 employees at that facility… Certainly one of hundreds of receptionists.

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]]> By: Roscoe http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258433 Roscoe Wed, 28 Mar 2012 07:42:13 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258433 Who Knew, that Microsoft's Headquarter's would not be user friendly. YOu woulda thought the receptionist could have informed you that Bldg. 92 was closed... Who Knew, that Microsoft’s Headquarter’s would not be user friendly.

YOu woulda thought the receptionist could have informed you that Bldg. 92 was closed…

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]]> By: Joko http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258380 Joko Wed, 28 Mar 2012 02:36:54 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258380 I think they train their receptionists very well. The completely blank look she gave me when I asked if Saruman was in was so convincing. I think they train their receptionists very well. The completely blank look she gave me when I asked if Saruman was in was so convincing.

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]]> By: D_LEMUR http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258367 D_LEMUR Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:26:58 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258367 The “Flaming Geyser” of Mordor Choco Crosses enraging Catholics everywhere with the inquisitive retort,"Jesus died so deliciously", 8-O You better go into hiding 8) after uttering thAt lil observation J.....lololol OMG.....! Nay your energy drinks shall not save your soul today...naif. :-o Not TO minimalise the demons you faced,whence you got lost in the woods...I wonder were any of those trees of a Ohio Buckeye variety ? :roll: Now the gas pump was that not a demon in and of itself ? Suruman Lair....this is where you attempted to go J.....ARE YOU INSANE....no one is allowed there....No-one ! Oh yea register with receptionist my Lemur arse....not me J....that's how the last 3 Lemurs went missing.... :-? Security cards.....yea....those evil bastards....your dam lucky you made it out of there alive J....the true. When you requested Suruman you came closer to being never found than most men do in their entire life J....believe it. OMG The dreaded tunnels of building 92...............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....NNoooooooooooooooo 8-O 8-O 8-O What a maze of endless thoroughfares you must have faced....:( on your way to the dreaded,"92",as we Lemurs refer to it... :?: Complete with it's radioactive geek cups,I hope you at least washed your hands after handling them J. oH YES WE ARE WELL AWARE OF THE gEEK tHAT SHALL INHERIT THE Earth my friend.....chilling ...absolutely chilling... Then the finality as you encounter in the very bowels of this debauched inner lair the sign telling you that this place of misery and despair is...CLOSED :!: It was all planned J.....long before time even existed.... It was all planned... :-x Those Filthy Bastards.....!!!! :entertained: The “Flaming Geyser” of Mordor
Choco Crosses enraging Catholics everywhere with the
inquisitive retort,”Jesus died so deliciously”, 8-O
You better go into hiding 8) after uttering thAt lil observation J…..lololol
OMG…..!
Nay your energy drinks shall not save your soul today…naif. :-o
Not TO minimalise the demons you faced,whence you got lost in the woods…I wonder were any of those trees of a Ohio Buckeye variety ? :roll:
Now the gas pump was that not a demon in and of itself ?
Suruman Lair….this is where you attempted to go J…..ARE YOU INSANE….no one is allowed there….No-one !
Oh yea register with receptionist my Lemur arse….not me J….that’s how the last 3 Lemurs went missing…. :-?
Security cards…..yea….those evil bastards….your dam lucky you made it out of there alive J….the true.
When you requested Suruman you came closer to being never found than most men do in their entire life J….believe it.
OMG The dreaded tunnels of building 92……………NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..NNoooooooooooooooo 8-O 8-O 8-O
What a maze of endless thoroughfares you must have faced….:( on your way to the dreaded,”92″,as we Lemurs refer to it… :?:
Complete with it’s radioactive geek cups,I hope you at least washed your hands after handling them J.
oH YES WE ARE WELL AWARE OF THE gEEK tHAT SHALL INHERIT THE Earth my friend…..chilling …absolutely chilling…
Then the finality as you encounter in the very bowels of this debauched inner lair the sign telling you that this place of misery and despair is…CLOSED :!:
It was all planned J…..long before time even existed….
It was all planned… :-x

Those Filthy Bastards…..!!!!

:entertained:

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]]> By: Joko http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258341 Joko Tue, 27 Mar 2012 21:29:14 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258341 Why am I reminded of Rick Santorum when I think of Sodom and geysers? Why am I reminded of Rick Santorum when I think of Sodom and geysers?

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]]> By: Hyper-Intellect http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258335 Hyper-Intellect Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:10:34 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258335 Good video, Joko - I love chocolate torture devices & The Flaming Geyser of Sodom! Good video, Joko -- I love chocolate torture devices & The Flaming Geyser of Sodom!

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]]> By: The_Gaian_Dragon http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258332 The_Gaian_Dragon Tue, 27 Mar 2012 18:36:38 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258332 If you are the inside of a sharp turn, a little nudge to the front, will send an SUV toppling end over end! :twisted: If you are the inside of a sharp turn, a little nudge to the front, will send an SUV toppling end over end! :twisted:

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]]> By: Joko http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258303 Joko Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:52:14 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258303 I'll keep my eye out for rims with pop-out tire-shredders. I’ll keep my eye out for rims with pop-out tire-shredders.

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]]> By: jcldragon http://www.friendburst.com/blog/85280/tour-djoko-lotr-edition-campus-saruman/#comment-258301 jcldragon Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:29:35 +0000 http://www.friendburst.com/blog/?p=85280#comment-258301 Driving on the freeways around here is very much like the chariot race in Ben Hur! :love: Driving on the freeways around here is very much like the chariot race in Ben Hur! :love:

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