SOME TYPICAL BRITISH JOKES :-)2011-10-25 at 03:05 pm Blog RSS
The wife suggested I get myself one of those willy enlargers, so I did…. she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting paedophile, child molester, and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary. :-(
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said, “Son, that’s 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It does everything: Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot…
I was devastated to find my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam. We’re stoning her in the morning!
Prince William said he didn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn’t give a toss, he still went.
Have a great week, everyone. :-)
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