SOME TYPICAL BRITISH JOKES :-)
2011-10-25 at 03:05 pm
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those willy enlargers, so I did…. she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy. 
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting paedophile, child molester, and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary. :-(
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said, “Son, that’s 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.” 
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It does everything: Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot… 
I was devastated to find my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam. We’re stoning her in the morning! 
Prince William said he didn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn’t give a toss, he still went. 
Have a great week, everyone. :-)
Joe.
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I thought they were pretty funny.
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joeblogs Reply:
October 26th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
XXX,
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Other than no one is supposed to laugh at some of these, amusing. A good political tool for a the self-righteous to roast individuals if convenient.
At least in this country, the pedoparanoid majority take themselves so seriously, & insist that YOU do too -- or else, that it’s a relief to have some occasional levity on the subject. They are so extreme that more cases than people realize are either exaggerated or completely made up.
On the other hand there is still way too much legal, financial, & socially acceptable homophobia in The States & globally that I did not find any amusement in the last one. That’s the difference -- one is often acceptable, the other never. Both issues are commonly over-treated by the masses -- in the wrong direction.
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joeblogs Reply:
October 26th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Some would say the Islam joke is the most offensive… Depends who you are, and what personal experiences you’ve had.
I think it’s important to be able to laugh at oneself -- and even very delicate social issues.
Joe.
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