“Splish-Splash” At Wonderful Wednesday Hosted by You and Your Friends!
If you LIKE this blog send us a “HEART!”
What is Alliteration??
Alliteration is the use of similar consonants, sound patterns, or sound repetition.
Take a listen to this video below.
Here are the Lyrics:
Splish splish, I was takin’ a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub
Thinkin’ everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door, and then I
Splish, splash… I jumped back in the bath.
Well how was I to know there was a party going on?
They was a-splishin’ and a’splashin’
Reelin’ with the feelin’, movin’ and a’groovin’
Rockin’ and a’rollin’, yeah
Bing bang, I saw the whole gang
Dancin’ on my living room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, they was donin’ the bop
All the teens had the dancin’ bug
But there was lollipop with a Peggy Sue
Good Golly, Miss Mally was-a even there, too!
A- well-a, splish splash, I forgot about the bath
I went and put my dancin’ shoes on, yay…
I was a rollin’ and a strollin’, reelin’ with the feelin’,
Moving and a groovin’, splishin’ and a splashin’, yeah!
Yes, I was a-splishin” and a splashin’…
I was a-rollin’ and a-strollin’…
Yeah, I was a-movin’ and a-groovin’
We was a-reelin’ with the feelin’
We was a-rollin’ and a-strollin’
Movin’ with the groovin’ splish splash, yeah!
Our poetry challenge to you:
Try to use as many rhyming words of alliteration to
Create a poem of your own.
Center your poetry theme around
“The Bath Party”
(If your muse will take you there!!)
Or choose your own theme around
Something to do with an
“Old Bath Tub”
Mostly just have fun with our challenge today!
Here are some pics to help the theme along!
Let’s get this Party going on!
Hope you enjoyed this blog and challenge!
We appreciate your time spent with us today!
Send us a heart as your thanks and appreciation!
All our regards!
➡
➡
Gertrude the groovie grandma
And paul the proud perverted priest
who met at mass on a March monday
Lewd lips licking to say the least
after at an April afternoon affair
both became a bareback bouncing beast
gasping and groping, heartily hoping
to claw and climb to the top before it ceased
😈 👿
➡
➡
Whispers will wander with the wind
Silent secrets softly she’ll send
longingly and lonly He listens
hoping half heartily she hastens
Wind wanders where it will
Somewhere someones waiting still
Missing message misdirected until
Wait! was that a whisper?
or a wandering whippoorwill?
😉
Such a fun blog and poetry! Will be pondering . . . .
The Old Bath Tub
She was high up on claw feet
Getting in then feeling deep
Once in cuddly and bubbly
Along come fuzzy wuzzy
Wanting in to suz making double suzzy
He`s feeling sweet no time for treat he can keep
For along comes a buzzy bee overhead see
Wanting to bit on bare hind or feet
Flipping and flopping ain`t no stopping to greet
Bubbles go everywhere even in hair
Can`t jump out for jump too steep
Not fair old bath tub high on her claw feet
Caused me to stall and fall ended up in hall
Plip plop, I was takin’ a Dump
After lunch at the Kowloon A Cafe
Gruntin’ and a-groanin, even started moanin’
Thinkin’ somethin aint goin right
Well, I climbed down off the throne, put my feet on the floor
I wiped and pulled my draws up and I
Opened the door, and then I
moan groan… I jumped back for the pot.
Well how was I to know I wasn’t halfway through?
They was a-moanin’ and a’groanin’
Reelin’ with the feelin’, movin’ and a’groovin’
Rockin’ and a’rollin’, yeah
Bing bang, I triple flushed that thang
mudstains’ on my bathroom rug, yeah!
Flip flop, drippity drop ker- plop
musta caught a friggin’ bug
But there was groanin plopin must be the flue
Good Golly, Missed the bowl think I dripped some poo!
A- well-a, splish splash, think I need a bath
Damn theres a floater floatin’ by, yay…
I was a moanin’ and a groanin’ reelin’ with the feelin’,
Moving and a groovin’, plinkin’and a plopin’ yeah!
Yes, I was a-plinkin’and a plopin’
I was a-rollin’ and a-strollin’…
Yeah, I was a-movin’ and a-groovin’
I was a-reelin’ with the feelin’
I was a-rollin’ and a-strollin’
Movin’ with the groovin’ plinkity plop yeah!
Nuttin’ like some good clean wordplay fun in a tub!
Nope wonderfully wordy, for a flying flying friend finds no fecundity from filthiness………….
Good Morning All!!! I so fell asleep last night watching the Debate ~ I guess I was tired!!! It was way early *sigh* :love: :love: :love:
Billy’s Adventure……
Billy Bad,bawdy and brawn,took him a bath early one morn!
He got himself all settled in,but what did he know?—the adventure had just begin!
incidious,insolent,irriggation occured–from outta the facuet to clear out the yard.
Well,bubbling,bodacious,brave Billy Bad–had all he could do to swimm outta his pad!
The waffeling,waverly,wowwacious waves,had done filled his house and washed-out his faves!
The police-men were doing the best that they could-to carefully, and consciouslly,consider his mood.
For,out in this outlandishly,ostentacious, occurance,–he had done lost his hair–the current was horrendous!
His hopelessly,shrivled and short sighted affair was affluent with precipatation–there was water–everywhere!
Well,the public affairs folks had done done their job-their hard work and genuis had done drained the yard,
So Big Billy Bad,had done learned sumthin’ that day–that tight tiny tub tork will forestall wets way.
Rest assured that future,fastidious,feaseable feats-insightfully included tight tub tork and —-no leaks!
copywright 10-19-2011
by Elfwing/Brenda Brite
Always seal your tub-before you rub and dub! Happy bathtime folks! 😆 😆 😆
Ode to the bath-time…
I was taking’ a bath early one morn–when sumthin’ occured–right outta the corn(patch).
The bluzzering,blistering,balmy bum birds–were out in the yard-just a muttering their words.
Well,I wistfully wondered what words they were wagging(cause their beaks were a baulking and
their tongues were a wagging)
So,I looked up from me bath,and what did I see? But a humongous humming herd of humming birds-tehee hee!
These birds were so big,so bawdy and bold–their formation was forclosing on me companions compose!
So,jumped I up from outta me bath–naked and nervous,neuroticaly blasted!
I ran in me house,and from that-time forlorn,I remarkablly swore to never,ever,
chronically cleanse meself–conspiciouslly– out in the corn!
copywright 10-19-2011
by Elfwing/Brenda Brite
Hope you all enjoyed this one. Gotta watch those outdoor baths in the corn patch! 😆 😆 😆
While I slept….
Once a night,in me sweet balmy bath–
I dreamed I was drifting–dreamingly–down the hatch(tub drain)
The waves were buyoant,beautiful and bold,
they triumphantly took me to palaces untold.
Then up I awoke from this flowing fast dream-
to dutifully discover that I in the ice-cream.
For,me bath was anext to me freezer and fridge–
and,they tumultouslly teetered when I swashed and I swiged(bathed)
So,I meticiously made a memento to meself–
When ye wistfully wash—secure the fridge and all else! 😯 😯 😯
copywright 10-19-2011
by Elfwing/Brenda Brite
I really need to get a bigger tub,and move it into another room,lol. (Just kidding,acutally,our tub is fine. lol)
Raunchy Randy Really reeks
desperately needing a bath
He hasn’t had a bath in weeks
And leaves a smelly path
Soapy suds should sink the stink
In a great big splashy tub
Hoping he will smell rosy pink
After plenty of scrub -a-dub- dub
Michelle R. King
10-19-11
Once Upon a Bath-time….
Once upon a bath-time,I was scrubbing meself;
presumously pristene,with wonderful stealth.
I marveoulsy made sure that the dirt was all gone,
and that any annoyances were done,like the sun.
So,I upped from me bath with bodacious achievement,
I thought all was well,dirt was done–appeasement achievement!
Well,my eyeballing eyelids and efficient eyes,
noticablly noticed,a nasty suprise!
My big toe had caught the residual residue-
of someone’s slimy-leftover loo poo.
What had happened,how why or what–left me to ponder this poodacious plot.
So the only occurance that could possibly occur–
would be my pets possible poo lapse– in relay’s last blurr.
So,as always,I made a note to meself–
continually check for pet poo lapses–and keep lady lysol–on the shelf!
copywright 10-19-2011
by Elfwing/Brenda Brite
Enjoy your pets,and your bath-time. Both are great,inspite of little mishaps. Love and Hugs,Brenda 🙂 :love:
My idea of a wonderful bath *smiling*
Rub a dub dub, me & my old man in the big old tub
bubbles bouncing all around, wondering, what was that sound?
Mr Ducky, looking plucky, hoping later he’ll get lucky.
I just posted dont know if it can though its says ” Your comment is awaitin moderation ” …. Sorry maybe next time … Hugs
Ohhh Myyy Goshes III Gots AAA Leak In Myyy Galoshes ~
It Sounds AAA Bit Lick Like Sqeeek Sqeeek Sploshes
Squish Squish Squashes !!!
AAA Frog In Meee Wat !!!
Enders Da Suspenders As Toads In AAA BlEnder ~
Sender Nooo Surprise !!! Riiight Before Meee Very Eyes ~
Splish SPlash III Saw Da Whole Ting AAA Mish & AAA Mash ~
Its Da Monster Bash ~ Cryyy’s & Lyes ~
Broken Unspoken Wont Mend dONT aPPLY
& Wats Worse Dan Warts On Meee Crack
Or Lyndsy Lohan on Her Back ??? P
iss Poor Excuses On AAA DefLATED rACK iii MEAN rAFT !!!
fLOATYS iN mEEE pEPSI
gET rID OF nEW cOKE & bRING mYYY OLD oNE bACK !!!
pLAQUE oN mEEE tEEETH aFTER dA bEEEF aTTACKED
Or Seeein AAA SEEE & Telll From Roadkilll
Da Only Ting Left Isss AAA squirrel taIL
hIT bYYY aaa tRAIN iNDA rAIN wIT oNE hALF tUETLE oNDA rAIL ~
& uDDER hALF sHELLL hANGIN oN tOOO aaaa oNE WAAAY TICKET sTRAIGHT tOOO ????
hELLE’S bELLL’S aRE rIIINGIN aNGELS aRE sINGIN dEAF eARS hEAR !!!
wAT dA rOCKS iSSS cOOKIN !!! & tRYIN tOOO sELLL ~
hOOKIN oNA cORNER whERE iii wAS tOAD tOOO gOOO !!!
aS dAT bOAT dOES sAIL ~
nOW iii’M bEIN cHASED bYYY 3 cLOWNS dRESSED lIKE cOPS fROM dA rODEO ~
wHERE iSSS aaa pOOR tOAD TOOO gOOO ???
wHOA sLOW uR rOLE ~ rOLLL mEEE uP dA hILLL jILLL ~
rOW rOW rOW dA bOAT yOU tOT iII WAS gONNA sAAAY mYYY jOINTS aRE hURTIN !!!
aS jACK sPRAT dAT fAT cAT gOT mAD aT mEEE hATTER
& cHASED mEEE iT wAS sADDER
dAN lUCY gETTIN cANCELED hER 3RD tIME aROUND !!!
rED sHINY hAIR ??? iNA sEEE tHRU nIGHTY & mOTH eATTEN gOWN
hERE cOMES aNOTHER mIDGET cLOWN !!!
Dat Da End Of Wats His Name !!!
& Da Storys Bound
aS hEEE’S gONE wITOUT aaa sOUND !!!
Alil Less Matter For Da Fatter
Pitter Patter of Da Feeet Hoofin Onda Ground !!!
wRITTEN bYYY g.T ~
® TM © WITHIN…