FUNNY FRIDAY FUCKERS!!!2010-12-17 at 11:07 am Blog RSS
FUNNY FRIDAY FUCKERS!!!!
Welcome to Friday fuckers!
This week’s retro tune is Two of Hearts by Stacey Q. yea, that’s an oldie for sure.
First up a few de-motivational posters I had left over from last week. They either came from Tater or Lost Poet..I can’t remember. Hey, I’m three vodkas in…gimme a break!
Next up, Lost Poet!!
92 & 93 should not sit together.
I could not make this stuff up!
And finally, some Tater!
Ok, it’s been a while since I did Obama jokes…ha!
I have 2 New Orleans Saints season tickets for sale. My wife doesn’t want to attend any more of their games as she doesn’t like the person who sits in the seat next to us.
I’ve attached a picture with the view from the seats.
Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.
Current Bid: $6,500 each
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: ‘My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ‘
2nd Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that stupid?’
1st Hillbilly says: ‘We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!’
2nd Hillbilly says: ‘That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ‘ machines!’
1st Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that so stupid?’
2nd Hillbilly says: ”Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!’
3rd Hillbilly says: ‘That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer some change, and I found 6 rubbers in thar.’
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: ‘Well, what’s so dumb about that?’
3rd Hillbilly says: ‘She ain’t got no dick
A SMALL CHURCH HAD A VERY ATTRACTIVE BIG-BUSTED ORGANIST AND HER BREASTS WERE SO LARGE THAT THEY BOUNCED AND JIGGLED WHILE SHE PLAYED THE
ORGAN.UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DISTRACTED THE CONGREGATION.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached her about the problem, and told her to mash up some green
persimmons and rub them over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size
SHE WARNED HER NOT TO TASTE ANY OF THE GREEN PERSIMMONS, BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SOUR THEY WILL MAKE YOUR MOUTH PUCKER UP,AND YOU WON\’T
BE ABLE TO TALK PROPERLY FOR A WHILE.
The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the
pulpit and said….Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.
Alright bitches, I’m out! Have a kick ass weekend!
Remember, nothing says friendship quite like blowjobs!
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