I don’t intend to  talk about Trolls. I’m an Orc.

Ok… from  epic perspective I’m some sort of tiny-mini- “junior”blog troll because a horrid troll with history introduced me in the twilight zone . He blocked me  for  the 100th time on myspit because (mayyybe) I wasn’t   there for  his last blogs on Andrew’s Father lol. However..what happens in Myspace stays in Myspace- for  me at least.

 

 

 

 

 I’m  just  driven  by mood-swings ,I’m misanthropic but alluring ,I could  go  to NAA but  it seems  too  “groupy” for my  tastes. Still  I respect all bloggers and I love them for their particularities and each and every one makes me giggle ,even though that giggle may even  sound “un-natural”at times.

But enough  with the love ,I wanted to  blog about  Evil and  Real  life Orcs ,so  forget the blogging  dramas for once.

We ,the  Orcs are terrible  creatures, Creative_Design would call  us “mutants”  because we  generally lack empathy   for normal /usual things. If  we may seem empathetic to  something  it means  that somewhere deep down we’re indentifying  ourselves with  it and get  protective. ( We  love animals  though.)

 We get  easily bored with everything and  crave for  novelty, adrenaline and sometimes attention. We Feel Nothing almost ,but when we  get “emotionally  reactive” it’s Trouble.

We  don’t  try to “act  tough” or seem something that we are not, we don’t  bother  Faking , simply because  we expose  ourselves to all  radical things “out there”and live for the moment. We don’t whine and bitch and act butthurt when life’s treating us bad. Every kick in the  ass is a step  forward .

We’re horribly  sincere , and  thus we  seem like agressors at times.(-we don’t  really  mean  to give you  nightmares  when you sleep and low  self-esteem  complexes)- we  just want to help  you  straighten up

.We have nothing ,or  very little to lose ,so we’re untouchable. ( if you think  it may be  pride…think twice.)

We  don’t  give a  fuck about rating or impressing.If we want to impress we DO something outrageous. Usually (we ) make it on  history ,  head news, or  5 o’clock  news somewhere  in or after life, whether we  want it or not….so why bother  much..

We want to learn  from You  and   leave behind ..something. The things in common… maybe…memories…words of wisdom from the Dark. We have so  much to  tell,  so little time.

 If you still think  we  are “EVIL” ,then you are   terribly wrong.

Evil itself is a  useless  word. There are reasons for every  fucked up thing in the world ,that once discovered make it perfectly logical and reasonable. We  try to  see things  beneath the surface ,Unlike some of you. Your fear is making you act stupid and monstrous. Humans become unhuman to  fight  Trolls, while the Trolls  often are nothing but ”domestic Orcs” ,with human-like lives &  acting ”Orc-ish “on internet.

Word of advice from Orc to Human: when you’re bullied by a Troll and hurt real bad, just take a deep breath and make fun of yourself  more.This shocks and bedazzles the Troll and gives you immunity.

 Sometimes  your human fear amuses us and makes us itch with naughtiness ,especially in Real Life. But  I’m not talking about that now. We lurk  the blogs to  get informed  and ultimatelly leave a  mark  & keep a record of our own fast-fading journeys.

 

In the end..there is  Nothing to   Fear, but Fear  itself.

And thank Kevin (out of courtesy , better later  than never )for making all this inter-species psy connection possible.

Last 5 posts by LethalAmbrose

• the song & the champagne - April 28th, 2012
• Gratitude and disdain - April 17th, 2012
• Shocking!! - March 14th, 2012
• the urban "Ohm"& practicing awareness: Blind Dinners - March 10th, 2012
• Thoughts....drier than a dry martini. - March 7th, 2012

View Counter: 799 views

Tags: Blogging, education, Fiction, life, misanthropy, orcs, trolls
Entertainment, Environment, FriendBurst, Life, Lifestyles, Other, People RSS 2.0 trackback leave a response