Friendburst Caption Contest #3!
2011-09-10 at 12:00 pm
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Welcome to our Third Friendburst Caption Contest!
Every Saturday we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it as a comment.
NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted.
Then on Thursday at 7 PM EDT the contest for that week will close. Cheryl and I will pick our three favorites and rank them. No more than one entry from each entrant will be eligible to be included in the top three each week. Friendburst Activities Crew will not be eligible to win.
Weekly winners win Friendburst credits! First place gets 1500, Second Place 1000, Third place 500. Don’t ask how much that translates into in real US money. We don’t want to disincentivize you!
WINNERS OF LAST WEEK’S CONTEST #2!
3rd Place. Jean S: Whadda ya mean it makes me look fat?
2nd Place. Marcia: Don’t give me any of your crap!
1st Place: Bumpalottapus: Hey next time try some Downy in the sock!
Congratulations winners, and thanks to all participants! It made me feel in the pink! -Bob/Scotorum
If you have any images you believe might be suitable for a future challenge, please friend me and send the image or the code to me http://www.friendburst.com/Scotorum/
Here’s this week’s caption-winning image!
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Lesson on the eyebrow wave
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
LOL!
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
I can do that look well *smiling*
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Hmmm Meee Tinks Charlie Has Finally !!!
Hit Rock Bottom !!!
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WINNING… FAILED!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
But I was wicked good in Major League right?
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
and thank god it did!!!
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Friend……..Burst ???????
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Friendburst_Activities Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 9:47 am
Giggle
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Actor…Explode
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Does it look like I really give a damn.
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:53 pm
LOL Is that a trick question?
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Exactly!!!
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Is he calling me? rough and taugh
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
It’s all in the eyebrow muscle
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Not in that head band LMFAO
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You’ll be sorry you fired me.
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Very realistic LOL
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Maybe, maybe not LMAO
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Get real
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Short and sour LOL
You first Charlie
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
haha
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Are you really telling me I don’t have a job any more?
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Read my lips: no sensee, no workee
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
*giggle*
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What the heck did you say !!!!!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Ha!
Uh who, me? No that was someone else who said you are weird Chas. Someone over there. Yeah there.
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
I said you’re fired!!!
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I’m too sexy for my shirt… so sexy it hurts!!!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Another fan LOL
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Haha Mary and really???
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I’m a wiener!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
LOL indeed
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
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Dude where’s my car?
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
LOL clever!
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:51 pm
(((Clapping)))
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Dude !!! Wheres Myyy Life ???
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Dude !!! You Dont Own AAA Car !!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
Guess Rent AAA Car & Rent AAA Center Took Everyting Back !!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
III Knew III Shoulda Stuck Tooo Young Guns Part2
But Nooo III Hadda Gooo & Get Shot !!!
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Yes.. they say I look like Patrick Swayze.
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:36 pm
They do? You don’t. Ah except for the dance movie headband
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
& III Caaan’t Even Get That Riiight Or On Straight !!!
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Hu???
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can’t find my other bandana ….
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:36 pm
It’s in the wash
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
*giggle* .
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:04 pm
Bananas In Bandanas ~ Yeah Baaaby !!!
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my muscles are bigger than yours!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Not the one that counts IYGMD
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
LMFAO
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Look into my eyes!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Oh no I’ve been hypnosheenatized!
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replace who?
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
make that replaced by who?
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Ashton Kutcher, we shall meet again!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
And it won’t be pretty
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I’m an F-18 bro!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:45 pm
LOL well then take off
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I can’t believe you just said that!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Neither can my eyebrow
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You are one strange dude!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:45 pm
LOL takes one to know one
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Strange Isss Inda Eye Of Da Beholder !!!
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What did you just say, Willis?
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
LOL! Say what?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Watchu Talkin About ??? Willis !!!
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Again?
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My girdle is killing me.
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
LOL not to mention my jockstrap
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Guy227 Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 2:09 am
Or, maybe he prefers spanks?
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Elfwing Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
LOLOL!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
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No, once is not enough….
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:41 pm
LOL That’s it for you buster, you had your chance and you blew it
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:59 pm
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I finally got a new role…RAMBO -- TIGER BLOOD (fifth in the Rambo series)
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
LOL he does look the part, and that caterpillar over his eye is intimidating
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:57 pm
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Got Da Part !!! But It Went Straight Tooo VHS ???
Heeey Didnt Daaa Stop Makin Dose !!!
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Just suck it up and enjoy it now Ashton, my guess…you’ll soon be wearing this bandana too! Isn’t that right!!!!
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
LOL probably exactly what would be going through is mind too
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OK SO I’M A “TROLL” BUT WHAT ARE YOU?
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Scotorum Reply:
September 12th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
LOL Charlie on Friendburst now that would be news.
Not a troll’s beotch
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
??? Sniff Sniff
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I’lll Beee Back !!! (Sorry Arnold You Snoooze Ya Looose !!! )
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III’ve Beeen AAA Baaad Charlie !!!
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Sooo Ya Tink !!! You Can Doit Better ???
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GOD !!!
Am III Glad Tooo Beee On Myyy Own Again !!!
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Wonder What Emilio’s Doin ???
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Sweatin Tooo Da Oldies !!! ( Sorry Richard Your Off Da Gaydar III Mean Welll You Know What III Mean !!!)
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Wonder Ifin III Can Get AAA Skit & Work-Out W/ Jane Fonda ???
Isss She Stilll Alive ???
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Wonder Ifin III Could Sue Dat Shark & Dooo Da Tuna Commercials ???
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Hmmm ??? Wonder When Da Last Time Dis Headband Was Washed !!!
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Ohhh God !!! Whats Myyy Career Come Tooo ???
III’m Reduced Tooo Doin Friendburst Adds & Commercials ???
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Think Looong !!! Think Wrong !!!
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III Know Dis Costume Stilll Fits !!! Butt Da Wig Smellls Like Chit !!!
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Guess Da Glory Daze !!! Are Myyy Praise & Scar !!!
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Myyy Resume Sucks !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
do you?
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Heey Who Pulled Dis Photo Outta Myyy Archives !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
ENquire is after my ass!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
ScrATCH sCRATCH
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
iii wOKE uP & iii wAS fIRED ???
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
came back to haunt your ass!
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LadyCherylDeath Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
You are just on a roll Bump!!! I love how you play here !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Charlie.. Charlie don’t play…. I don’t take drugs… only my broads
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:51 pm
Charlie Has Left Da Building !!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
Stop Th_ World & Let Meee Off !!!
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What do you mean I’m doing doing sport ?
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
man I am so drunk thought I could play sports
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III Know Dis Costume Stilll Fits !!! Butt Da Wig Smellls Like Chit & Mothballls !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
MOUTH BALLS GET IT RIGHT
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Putta Pink Sock On Myyy Chihaha !!!
& III Stole Dis HeadbanD From Dat Fat Lady
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
and not the lil midget either
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“I’ll Be Back”
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
back wear…. wear
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Underware !!! Ober & Down There !!! Whoops Sorry Been Dare !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
them dare underwear up the crack doncha stare ehhehe
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Lickin Like AAA Dried Up Bi-Polar Bear !!! HA
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
turn right and take off yer clothes
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Tot it Was Left Butt It Was Wrong !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
get neeeeked… with just er head bands on!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
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wHEN wEEE wENT oBER dA MOUNTAIN & THRU dA WOODS !!!
tOOO gET tOOO dA cHICKEN rANCH !!! oNDA uDDER sIDE aFTER rUNNIN dAT rED lIGHT !!!
wOOOOO wOOOOO bUTT nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
man I am so drunk thought it was HALLOWEEEEEEEEN
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Thats Just Mean !!! & Obscene !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
OBSCURE… I didnt see her?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Stole Dis Wig Fer Fur & Shaved Beaver
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cHARLIES wISE bEYOND tHIS hEADBAND !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
you think my brain is swollen .. I got your swollen
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sOOOO tHIS ISSS AS fAR aS mYYY cAREER TAKES mEEE ??? hUH ???
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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gOOG pUB bAD pUB !!!
oHHHHH wELLL ???
wATTA hELLL !!! iT’LLL sELLL !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
cause I am the money behind everything!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Goog Was Suppose Ta Beee Good !!! lol…Sorry !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
man I can’t even speak charlie WTF!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Ga Ga Goo Goo !!! Baby !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
damn….. get my other hooker a pacifier
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Charlie Was Denighed Da Tit As AAA Baby !!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:25 pm
mOMMA sAID nOOO mORE dONT bITE wHEN iii wAS oNLY 1 oR wAS dAT lAST nITE !!!
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& dIS ISSS wHAT DAAA cALLED eNTERTAINmENT BACK INDA dAAAY kIDS !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
and I will rick roll you!!
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cOMMIER lil GIRL !!! III Got AAA Big Secret For Ya !!!
Ooooooooooooooo
Kick Sock Punch Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!
Stop Drop & Rolll !!!
She Kicked meee In Myyy Private Place !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
me and abuser I’ll f— you up!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Rub Rub Private Parts Part 2 !!!
Charlie Has Nooo Heart & Gets Screwed !!!
Ass Martin Comes Unglued !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
there was a guinea pig in there somewhere?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Dat MaN wAS dRESSED lIKE mYYY lAST dATE !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
fricken people who get sex changes… gets me every time!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:27 pm
iii gET lAID & iii dONT eVEN hAFTA tAKE OFF dA dRESS !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
who said nut.. thats it…
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Sarcasm Gets Meee Every Stinkin Time !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
sarcastic .. me?
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W.T.F
Hook Meee !!!
Reeel Meee In !!!
Den Throw Meee Out !!!
Really ???
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
used me like a ole ladies underwear
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Heeey Are You Done With Those ???
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
no….. you talking bout my ole lady
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
nAaAH !!! jUST dA hOLEY gRANNY pANTIES !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
hahhahahhahahah CROTCHLESS???
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Cherry Flavored ??? Ohhh Sorry Dat Was Cough Medicine !!!
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What Am III AAA Smalll Worm On AAA Big Ass Hook !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
thats my hooker
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Whaaaa Myyy Names Nut Onda List ???
YOU Better Take Anudder Look Seee !!!
YOU KNOW WHO III AM !!!
Myyy Daddys An X President !!! & Former Mob Affiliate !!!
& Myyy Brudders Billy Da Kid !!! Bang
ChitDamnFarnation !!! II Forgot Tooo Giv Emilio His Prop Gun Back !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
let me sleep I have burp ups
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
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Directors Suck !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
cut…..WHAT? I fell asleep
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Yawn Wake Mee When Its Over !!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Yrs Of Practice III’m Really Standin Here Asleeep & Passed Out !!! Wit Meee Eyes Open !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
I shade myself with my eye-brows
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
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III Got Myyy Own Style Goin On !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
coke.. what… oh shitz, you mean the soda pop
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This Leads Tooo Alotta Complications III Rather Not Talk About !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
my shrink bill is almost as high as my tab
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Myyy Shrink Done Shrunk !!! Now III Neeed Anutter Drink Tooo Get Drunk !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
AA? I own AA
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Tilll III Drive !!! Dens Its AAA Screeech Crash
Damn Dunkin Dougnut Cops !!! 
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& You Think you Got It Bad !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
another antibiotic ????
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
III’m Gettin Used Tooo Da Itchin Butt Dis Third Ting ???
Down Here !!! Startin Tooo Worry Meee !!! ???
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Itching and a grinning.. sounds like a good date!
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Lost Inda 80′s Tonite !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
my last girlfriend waz 80
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Ahhhh Yes Back When III Was Stilll Popular !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
got my winner caught in my zipper
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Dats Weiner & Sooo Last Yr !!!
Butt III Tink Dat Titles
Been Over Whelmingly Used Up This Yr !!!
Byyy AAA Politician Weee Wont Mention !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
my wiener is the winner
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 pm
As Da Story Gooo’s !!! & Blows !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:53 pm
blow….. dude… A hooker is in my headband
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BaCK wHEN AAA Charlie Could Beee AAA charlie !!!
Did III Spelll Dat Right ???
Without Ridicule !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
they call my Horse.. Charlie horse
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You Really Expect AAA Response Dontcha !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
no notta word until you talk to my lawyer
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
pour me anotheren
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III Must Saaay !!!
Its Been AAA Very Charlie Kinda Daaay ~
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
they say I have mental problems?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Butt III Willl Gooo Down In Infamily !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
You don’t know what its like to be ingenious like me
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Butt Dad III Dont Wanna Look & Act Like You !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
like looking in the mirror
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Nooo III CaAAANT !!! Help yOU !!!
Charlies Got His Own Set of Problems !!!
Tooo Deal Wit !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
anti depressants .. hummm
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Shhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Beee Vwery Vwery Quite !!!
Charlies Gotta Hang-Over !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
light… no light.. yeah maybe a bud!
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III’m Da Udder Son Dat Looks Like Mr Sheen !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
yeah…… and whata bout the mamma
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Ask Yo Mama Sheee Was Wit Meee Last Nite !!!
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III’m Da Evil Son !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
they call me anti-christ
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Nooo !!! Its Anti-Charlie !!!
Bow & Giv Meee Alll Your Glory !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
you just wanna see my ass!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Daaang !!! Hav Weee Already Dated ??? You Know Meee Alll Tooo Welll !!!
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Play Alll Daaay !!!
Rebellion III Saaay !!!
In AAA 80′s Kinda Waaay ~
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
I can Brake dance whata bout you?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Brake Dance In Myyy Pants & Gas In Myyy Ass !!!
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I have crotch critters
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 13th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Dat Sounds Like AAA Date !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
picken and da grinnen
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Giv Em Back Theyre Mine
As III’ve Been Lonely Ass of Late !!! 
Neeed Em Fer meee Next Date !!!
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Friendburst_Activities Reply:
September 17th, 2011 at 11:04 am
LOL!
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I believe they are up to something
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Firing Myyy Ass Isss Nut An Option !!!
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my head is bigger than your head.. my head is bigger than yours!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
& Its Ready Tooo Explode !!!
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Friendburst_Activities Reply:
September 17th, 2011 at 11:05 am
Didn’t he actually say that? cute!
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you can’t do the robot
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Nor Can III !!!
Butt III Dooo AAA Good Rendition Of AAA Pile On & Nuts & Bolts !!! 
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Its Very Apparent III Hav Nooo Parent Tooo Dress Or Address Meee !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
dress what dress?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Th_ One Hidden Below Da Pic Seee !!!
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Buttt III Tink AAA Snorted It !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
your talking about NA now
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
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Light Dawns On Marble Head !!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
what head?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Marbles !!! III lost Em In Dat Peter Pan Scam !!!
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Tricksy
A profligate TV star, Charlie,
rode to the Plaza in his Harley.
Took a trick to his suite,
for a sweet carnal treat..
But got caught stinkin’ drunk; well just barely.
Copyright October 27th 2010 RGD
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 14th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
excuse me AA-Classes get screwed!
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You guys crack me up!!! It is gonna be a tough call this week I can see!!
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
they don’t know if it is my crack or my grin?
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Its Your Crack That Makes Meee Grin !!!
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A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
my weeender is on far hehehheh!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
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What?
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:56 pm
me AA……. I am a wiener AA is for losers
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Ask Meee Nooo Questions & III’lll Telll Ya Nooo Lies !!!
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You left by boat where?
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:56 pm
up the crick
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 18th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Did You Saaay Crack ???
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You did what?
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
kissed a alien
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Heeey Get Yer Own !!!Sheee’s Mine!!! Dat Alien Done Preped & Probed Meee
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“I look nothing like Mr. Spock”
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Mary Margaret Reply:
September 15th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
He looks like me… getter right
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 10:49 pm
Did Someone Saaay Dare Was AAA Dr inda House ???
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“OF THE TWO AND ONE HALF MEN, ONLY TWO REMAIN.”
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 16th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
mYYY nEXT Sit cOM iSSS ???
aaa bOY & hIS 2 tOYS !!!
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Take It From Charlie !!! Everyone Else Has !!!
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Boys & Theyre Toys !!!
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Dont Piss Meee Off or I’lll Take Myyy Toys & Gooo Home !!!
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How You ??? Doin !!!
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Talkin Tooo Myself Isss Th_ Only Waaay
Tooo Get An Intelligent Response !!!
& Th_ Right Answer !!!
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Nooo Body Ask For Any Comments From Th_ Peanut Gallery ~
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Myyy Opinion Isss Th_ Only One That Matters !!!
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Charlie Has Definitely Seeen Better & Brighter Days !!!
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Dad III’m Ready For That Trust Fund !!!
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Heeey Emilio Could III Get AAA Loan ???
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Dad Could YOu Cut Meee AAA Check ??? For ??? Th_ Rest of Myyy Life !!!
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Bumpalottapus Reply:
September 17th, 2011 at 2:44 am
Lifes AAA Beach Then You Get Hired ???
Or isss Dat Bitch & Fired ???
Scratch Scratch ???
III’m Sooo Confused !!! & III Was Doin Sooo Welll !!!
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Lifes AAA Bitch !!! Then You Get Fired !!!
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Hotdogs & Peanuts Dont Cost Much !!!
Damn Theres AAA Hole In Myyy Pocket !!!
Ahhhh Whats Dat ??? It Doesnt Take Much Tooo Amuse Myself !!!
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What Was III Just Talkin About ???
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III’m Hungry !!!
Willl Work For Food !!!
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Willl Work For Sex Drugs & Rock-N-Rolll !!!
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III Am Th_ New Poster Child For Safe Contraception !!!
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Tooo Freee Clinques
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Pssst Heeey Can Ya Spare AAA Brudder AAA Dime !!!
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III Gotta Get Myyy Broke Ass Back Tooo Work !!!
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Heeey III Heard Maria Shriver Was Available !!!
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What Was That Cute lil Blondes Name III Use Tooo Work With ???
You Know Th_ One Where III Replaced Michael J. Fox !!!
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What Comes Around Gooo’s Around !!!
& III’ve Beeen… Alll Over Dis Town !!!
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Failure Isss Myyy Only Goal & Option ~
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It At First You Dont Succeeed !!!
Get Up Brush Yerself Off !!!
& Falll On Your Face Again !!!
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Bet III Could Bed Snooki From Jersey Shore !!!
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When One door Shuts !!! Another Slams In Your Face !!!
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Dont Let Da Door Hitcha Where Da Good Lord Splitcha !!!
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III Got Dis Most Uncomfortable Feeelin… Rub Rub
Of AAA Door Knob StucK In Myyy Ass !!!
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wHATS aLLL DIS dISS fOR ???
iii kEEEP sLAMMIN wHORES & dA kEEEPS sLAMMIN dOORS !!!
pRETTTY sOOON oLE cHARLIES gONNA rUN oUTTA oPTIONS & gETTA cOMPLEX !!!
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dOORS aRE fOR lOSERS !!! sOOO iii tOOK mINE oFF dA hINGES !!!
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You Havent Sheeen Nuttin Yet !!!
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In Platoon Da Mistook Meee For Charlie !!!
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Begat Begot III Spat & Fought !!!
Made Them Fat & Hot !!!
Now Lick Bruce Willis Ashtons Fillin Myyy Slot !!!
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On Entertainment Tonite !!! After Myyy Arraignment & Fight !!!
Lost Myyy Job & Now III Seee Da Light !!!
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Talk About Bein Pigeon & Corn Holed !!!
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If Dis chit Keeeps Up !!!
III’m Gonna Hafta Move Tooo Indiana
& Take Up Drivin AAA Horse & Buggy W/ Da Amish ~
If They’lll HAV Meee !!!
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You’ve Beeen Screwed Tattoed & Sheeenized !!!
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Sheeenator Willl Seee You !!! Later !!!
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Tit’le Beee OOO.K III’lll Finger It Out Inda Da Moanin !!!
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III’m Stilll Waitin Tooo Hit Rock Bottom !!!
Sooo III Can Find That Big Rock !!!
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Whoa Beee AAA Lady Tonite !!!
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Weee Willl !!! Weee Willl !!! ROCK YOU !!!
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Stilll Rockin After Alll Deeese Yrs !!!
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Rock ??? Paper ~ Scissors !!! DYNOooMITE!!!
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Christ Didnt Even Stand AA Chance Wit Em !!!
Did You Really Expect More From Charlie ???
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III’m Baaack !!!
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III Keeep Poppin Up Everywhere !!!
& III’m Stilll Worthless !!!
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Furda Lov Of Money & Snatch !!!
III Coulda Slept w/ Dem Fer Freee !!!
III’m Charlie Efin Sheeen !!!
& Myyy Willys Da Only Ting Stilll Clean !!!
Nooo Weally Honest & Tru !!!
Charlie Woodn’t Lye III Mean Lie Tooo You !!!
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Down Da Old Hatch & Out Da Booobie Hole !!!
Charlie Sheeen’s AAA Fiend & Outta Control ~
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Da Fair Market Value Of Nuttin !!!
Stilll Leaves Nuttin !!!
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Calm Down !!! Charlies Back Off Da Wagon !!!
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Wagons East Myyy Good Fellow !!!
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333 ??? III’m Half Waaay There… Momma III’m Comin Home !!!
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Dis Ashton Guys Takin Ober Da World !!!
Heee Must Beee Dat Anti-Guy Everyones Been Talkin About !!!
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Ashton Just Loves
Isnt That Riiight Bruce !!! 
Playin Second Fittle Tooo Alll of Us 80 Guys !!!
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Sticks & Stones Maaay Break Myyy Bones !!!
But Da Rock Willl Immortalize Meee !!!
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& Get AAA Peice Of Da Rock !!!
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Stop Callin Meee Martin !!!
Myyy Names Charlie !!!
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III’m AAA Long Talll Texan !!!
Myyy Names Charlie & III Ride AAA Big White Harley !!!
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Sorry Charlie Nooo Tuna for You !!!
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Charlie Likes Harley Bitches !!!
& 30,000 Dolla Hookers !!!
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Huh ??? What ??? III Was Just Driftin There Fer AAA Minute !!!
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III Knew III Shoulda Played Dat Ferris Bueller Rolll When It Came Up !!!
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Do You Really Expect Meee Tooo Act Myyy Age ???
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Somewhere Betwix Da 70′s & 80′s
Betweeen Michael J.Fox & Ashton Kutcher !!!
Wit Nooo Fox Or Coootch In Sight !!!
Guess Its Back Tooo Rocks & Hoootch Tonite !!!
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Alll Da Fun Air Has Left Myyy Dried Up Balloon ~
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Lick it Like Ya Mean It !!!
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Ahhh Twizzle Sticks !!!
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Here Take Myyy Card !!!
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Its AAAA Hard Harsh Cold World Weee Live In !!!
Ya Need Sum Warmin Up ???
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Nooo Rules… Rule !!!
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III’m Sorry !!! Can III Gooo Back Tooo Work Now ???
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Who Said Dat ??? III Didn’t Hear Chit !!!
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