E-MAIL FEMALE – EASTER SPECIAL2011-04-25 at 05:58 pm Blog RSS
EASTER SPECIAL (DISAPPOINTED)
Joe: How are you, on this beautiful Friday morning? Did you bring the lube oils?
Lana: Gross, so early for that! Yeah i did, just want to see what time the mortgage guy is coming to see me today
Joe: It’s never too early… Is the “mortgage guy” coming here? 12.30 would be best, because of the traffic. I want to maximise my massage time, naturally.
Lana: Cool, hopefully the guy wont come then.
Joe: Well, I can’t guarantee it… Depends how good you are… Oh, right; the mortgage guy… OK, let me know…
Joe: Heheh. You love it! When are you gonna eat? I might be lazy, and get the usual today – at about 10.
Lana: Not really hungry, might just grab a fruit salad later. ROLL ON PAYDAY!
Joe: Hell, yeah! Do you think we will be paid tomorrow? It will probably be Monday…
Lana: I’m bracing myself for a poor weekend and payment on Monday.
Joe: Yeah; me too.
Lana: Gets a bit draining sometimes esp when your car demands to be fed as well.
Joe: I know. I’m getting low on petrol… Not quite on the reserve yet, but I’ll need more soon.
Lana: Mine has protested so its straight to the petrol station with my tenner!
Joe: I’ll probably do the same tomorrow… Then put more in, on Monday or Tuesday. Hard times… But enough about me; thinking about my massage.
Lana: I’m going to have to disappoint you, have a meeting at 12:00 that i need to prepare for, sorry….
Joe: Well, we can go later… Or are you trying to tell me something?
Lana: Genuinely have a meeting but I know i can be honest with you though, I just feel like I may be disrespecting George. I really also wouldn’t want him to be massaging other woman… I hope i did not offend you.
Joe: I understand… But you probably shouldn’t agree to things you won’t go through with… Not cool… Was looking forward to it.
Lana: I agree with you on that.
Joe: OK; I think we should stop with the e-mails and stuff.
P.S. Lana and I didn’t chat, for a while… But everything’s fine now. Here’s an excerpt, from a conversation we had last week (Lana insisted I have some of her lunch, which she made):
Joe: Thanks for the food. What meat was it? Was it rabbit? It didn’t taste familiar.
Lana: Joe!!! It was beef! (bacon and mushroom pasta) was it that bad?
Joe: No; it was fine. It must’ve been the bacon… Just a bit chewy. It tasted good, though. Did you have your daily popcorn fix yet? Do you have a bag every day?
Lana: UM, WHAT WAS CHEWY? THAT IS SO RANDOM?????? NO I DONT HAHAHAHA, JUST THE LAST 2 DAYS, HAVE MY PHASES!
Joe: The bacon.
Lana: But there was no bacon in it, was bacon and mushroom flavour??? hahahhahahaha
Joe: Oh my God! It must’ve been the rabbit beef, then.
Lana: Im going to bugger you up for that there was no rabbit!!!!!!!
Joe: Are you sure? Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Lana: That im going to bugger you up! YES!!!!
Joe: I’m laughing so hard, I can’t type. Oh God! I’m in holiday mode already.
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