E-MAIL FEMALE – EASTER SPECIAL

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EASTER SPECIAL (DISAPPOINTED)

Joe: How are you, on this beautiful Friday morning?  Did you bring the lube oils?

Lana: Gross, so early for that!  Yeah i did, just want to see what time the mortgage guy is coming to see me today

Joe: It’s never too early…  Is the “mortgage guy” coming here?  12.30 would be best, because of the traffic.  I want to maximise my massage time, naturally.

Lana: Cool, hopefully the guy wont come then.

Joe: Well, I can’t guarantee it…  Depends how good you are…  Oh, right; the mortgage guy…  OK, let me know…

Lana: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Heheh.  You love it!  When are you gonna eat?  I might be lazy, and get the usual today – at about 10.

Lana: Not really hungry, might just grab a fruit salad later.  ROLL ON PAYDAY!

Joe: Hell, yeah!  Do you think we will be paid tomorrow?  It will probably be Monday…

Lana: I’m bracing myself for a poor weekend and payment on Monday.

Joe: Yeah; me too.

Lana: Gets a bit draining sometimes esp when your car demands to be fed as well.

Joe: I know.  I’m getting low on petrol…  Not quite on the reserve yet, but I’ll need more soon.

Lana: Mine has protested so its straight to the petrol station with my tenner!

Joe: I’ll probably do the same tomorrow…  Then put more in, on Monday or Tuesday.  Hard times…  But enough about me; thinking about my massage.

Lana: I’m going to have to disappoint you, have a meeting at 12:00 that i need to prepare for, sorry….

Joe: Well, we can go later…  Or are you trying to tell me something?

Lana: Genuinely have a meeting but I know i can be honest with you though, I just feel like I may be disrespecting George.  I really also wouldn’t want him to be massaging other woman…  I hope i did not offend you.

Joe: I understand…  But you probably shouldn’t agree to things you won’t go through with…  Not cool…  Was looking forward to it.

Lana: I agree with you on that.

Joe: OK; I think we should stop with the e-mails and stuff.

Lana: Ok.

Joe.

P.S.  Lana and I didn’t chat, for a while…  But everything’s fine now.  Here’s an excerpt, from a conversation we had last week (Lana insisted I have some of her lunch, which she made):


Joe: Thanks for the food.  What meat was it?  Was it rabbit?  It didn’t taste familiar.

Lana: Joe!!! It was beef!  (bacon and mushroom pasta)  was it that bad?

Joe: No; it was fine.  It must’ve been the bacon…  Just a bit chewy.  It tasted good, though.  Did you have your daily popcorn fix yet?  Do you have a bag every day?

Lana: UM, WHAT WAS CHEWY?  THAT IS SO RANDOM??????  NO I DONT HAHAHAHA, JUST THE LAST 2 DAYS, HAVE MY PHASES!

Joe: The bacon.

Lana: But there was no bacon in it, was bacon and mushroom flavour??? hahahhahahaha

Joe: Oh my God!  It must’ve been the rabbit beef, then.

Lana: Im going to bugger you up for that there was no rabbit!!!!!!!

Joe: Are you sure?  Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Lana: That im going to bugger you up!  YES!!!!

Joe: I’m laughing so hard, I can’t type.  Oh God!  I’m in holiday mode already.

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