Mrs C doesn’t think she does Gym2010-12-02 at 08:26 am Blog RSS
I don’t get the gymn
thing. It is completely without purpose to me….I know I should be putting something witty or funny here, but you are talking about going into a room and sweating for fun and the acceptable uniform for doing so is made only to suit skinny 13 year olds, who are far too busy refusing to get out of bed and telling you that they want to die before they get as old as you.
I went to a step class with my mum and we were thrown out! Apparently you need a satnav in order to follow the moves! (Admittedly we were slightly disruptive amoungst the serious ladies there and refused to stop giggling as we constantly bumped into them and regarded all steps as communal property – note to self: Communism has no place in female fitness)
We looked at a gym and some kid wanted to give us a lesson in riding a bike and the bike went nowhere! They put tellys in ther room full of music you hate to encourage you to pedal faster in order to vainly attempt to escape from Lady Gaga! Then there is wide rubber band that constantly moves at various speeds like something off a traction engine and you are supposed to run there. Run where? The whole lady Gaga video thing going on makes you want to run backwards and to be honest that is not a good thing when overcompensating for a forward moving conveyor belt! Part of me wants to bring luggage and imagine I am catching a flight and some cheap booze at the end.
People are paying to do this! GO FOR A FUCKING WALK! You don’t need to target your various als – abdominals, pectrals etc etc…take your anim-als for a long walk and get a brisk pace up….look at what is around you and go somewhere…put an mp3 of a book you can’t be arsed to read on….don’t run on a rubber band like a mule on a wheel, watching a woman who removing the rashers to make one bacon sandwich, would render pornographic!
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