E-MAIL FEMALE – EPISODE 112011-03-17 at 02:10 pm Blog RSS
EPISODE 11 (DESPICABLE ME)
Lana: How ya doing? Did u go see despicable me?
Joe: Nah; my friend overslept. How was your weekend?
Lana: thats it? your friend overslept???? what was he doing sleeping in the evening? unless you wanted to go to the 7:30a, show????
Joe: I go to my Mum’s place at 6pm every Sunday. We were supposed to go to the 2.30 show, and he woke up too late. Let’s try that again: How was your weekend?
Lana: Are u a little moody? Weekend was ok just did domestic stuff which is boring!
Joe: Yeah; just a bit… Had a power failure yesterday. Great fun.
Lana: Would also be pissed off! Sorry to hear that
Joe: Did you enjoy the thunderstorm last night?
Lana: And sat night! Love thunderstorms you know why it stormed? Washed my car on sat myself and sun morning I washed georges car!!!
Joe: Ah, we have you to thank… I was driving through it, so my car needs a wash now. Wait. Why are you using Gmail again?
Lana: Ha ha ha!!! Its better for me to use this acc, don’t pay for it cos its for free.
Joe: You don’t have to pay for the work e-mail either. Weird.
Lana: Just worried that they still check on us. Big case of paranoia!
Joe: Yep; the green stuff will do that to you. BOO!
Lana: Roar!!!!!! Have no idea what u on about!? Shirley is trying to force feed me again! Back on the diet soup
Joe: Eww. I just had my crack and chicken mayonnaise sandwich. Mmm…
Lana: You r so cruel!!! Btw stuffed up my rim hectically
Joe: Your rim? Is George making you do it in “awkward” places already? Just say NO!
Lana: #*!’€ ha ha ha that was pretty sharp!
Joe: Sharp? Don’t tell me he’s using knives too. This is pretty sick! Let me know, if you need help…
Lana: You r clearly better now that u have had breakie!!! On sat we went shopping and we saw georges ex (the smoking hot one) he didn’t react but did point her out and we luckily wearn’t close enough to say hi.
Joe: Close one. I thought she lived far away…
Lana: Nope locally! Hence my stupid insecurities!!!
Joe: Well; just think: If he does cheat… Kerchinnngggggg!
Lana: And my poor little heart and how would I know??? Distrust is bad hey? Did u see I’m wearing my dress today
Joe: Yes; I can see through walls now! It’s lovely. The truth has a way of coming out… And I’m sure there would be someone to massage your poor little heart ;-)
Lana: Who is going to put up with my nonsense??? But u r right! Joe, you are a really special person! Hugs
Joe: Awww. Let’s go to my place at lunch time… Kidding.
Lana: Ha ha ha! I’m just married! So did you get woken up early yest?
Joe: I did, but I went back to sleep. Then, I was woken up several times; going back to sleep each time… Got about eight hours; not bad. The way I see it: We’re gonna have to shoot off to mine for that massage… Unless you have a better idea…
Lana: Pick a day – just not today
Joe: I’m off tomorrow, and I have a course on Friday, so: Wednesday or Thursday? We won’t have time to Veet my hairy back, though…
Lana: Do u want to get the veet for wed then thurs I can do massage?
Joe: Hahaaaa! Somebody doesn’t want to massage a hairy back! Heh. Fair enough: Two appointments, then. Aren’t I the lucky one? Does the Veet thing require showering?
Lana: Um, kinda but can work around that!! Yeah u very lucky!
Joe: I know. You’re a very special person. Ah; coffee time…
Lana: We got ours ages ago!!! Ya think I’m special? Ha ha
Joe: VERY nice dress.
Lana: Ya think that’s soo cool
Joe: Will you be wearing sheer black stockings for the massage, then? I’m getting excited. Can you tell?
Lana: Ha ha have a choice of purple or black fishnets.
Joe: Ooh… Choices. Black – every time. Are you gonna bring the incense? Do I need to get anything?
Lana: I can’t stand incense! Poofy smelly stuff!
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