E-MAIL FEMALE – EPISODE 82011-02-14 at 12:31 pm Blog RSS
EPISODE 8 (LAST DAY!)
I apologise in advance for the last “episode” of the first “season”. It’s boring… But necessary, for wrapping things up. The good news is: The second “season” will kick off, on 3 March… And it will be much better…
Lana: Hope your weekend will be super relaxing. x
Joe: Thanks. I’ll make sure of it… And my week off… Gonna generally chill the fuck out! I hope your wedding is magical. Have a great time.
Lana: Oh just like that! A goodbye email!!!!!!!! Fetching my friend martina after work
Joe: What? I’m just wishing you well – in case I don’t see you. Today is gonna be mega-hectic…
Joe: OK; fine… Wanna go for coffee at lunch time? I have to go to the chemist, but I think there’s a coffee place there…
Lana: If you busy its fine, i’m not that mean. Just come give me a hug bye regardless
Joe: Don’t you wanna go for coffee, then? Did you get the hair dye?
Lana: We can go!!!! Going to the hairdresser on Tuesday – my friend said she will pay as a belated birthday pressie. i’m so spoilt!
Joe: Yay! And YAY!!! I’m glad you’re going to the salon. Those DIY kits suck. I did mine once (when I had long hair, of course). I wanna see loads of wedding pictures. Send them to my Gmail…
Lana: I will block your gmail!!!! hahahahah
Joe: Ha! Send ‘em ALL. I’ve got PLENTY of space.
Lana: I was bad and had a toasted bacon and chicken this morning. I’m not convinced on there food…
Joe: Shocking! I’m addicted to their toasted chicken mayo… Think they might be putting heroin in it, or something. I think I’ll go for that, as usual.
Lana: Hahahahah! Sorry for getting stuck at your desk, I’m not sure why she couldn’t just email me, why i had to come there is a mystery??? I feel like a piggy so i got fruit salad for lunch today
Joe: Oh, Diane doesn’t DO e-mails. She has asked me to TELL HER, every time I send her an e-mail. WTF? Why? I never do… Ha! Do you want to join me at the canteen? I’ll go in about an hour…
Lana: What? I am going to give her a list of the stuff i have sent her to sort out, been waiting for 3 weeks now! Getting a bit irritating! I can’t i have so much work
Joe: OK. Will you be able to slip out at 12.30? I wanna beat the rush…
Lana: THATS FINE! CAN WE GO IN YOUR CAR
Joe: Yes; of course.
Lana: OK AWESOME
Lana: Thanks for coffee and great chat!
Joe: It was my pleasure. I’m gonna miss you.
Lana: I’ll text ya don’t worry and I’m back here on the 30th.
Joe: That’s the day I’m going for a feast and a piss-up with Mike and my fellow writers. That should be a riot… Looking forward to it.
Lana: That sounds so cool! Just finished with meeting. Have 10 mil arrears
Joe: Very good, Miss S. Monday will probably be manic for you. Don’t even think about leaving here without giving me a big hug…
Lana: Are you here on Monday….?
Joe: Hell, no!
Lana: Sorry for delay, Paul was helping me
Joe: Are you leaving at 4.30? I reckon I’ll be here until about 6pm or so. Sigh… Really am gonna enjoy my week off. I’ve never needed a break so badly… Stress!!!
Lana: I’m pretty hungry. Am leaving at 4:30 thank goodness.. I’m also looking forward to the break, have been so stressed lately x You will have an awesome time, peaceful without me terrorising you!
Joe: Ha! I really am gonna miss you, sweet cheeks… Lova ya lots. Mwuah.
Lana: Aah honey pie.. Love ya to bits and pieces. Bye bye
That’s the end of the first “season” (Before The Wedding). Be sure to catch the first “episode” of the new “season” (After The Wedding) on 3 March. I bet you can barely contain your excitement!
P.S. Lana didn’t send me a single text message, while she was away… But here are some messages she sent previously (obviously, I don’t have my replies):
Did it turn u on?
Ha ha. Your phone doesn’t get mms but can take and show u if u not shy?
Will have to show u in person. Little drunk but not to bad. Spelling is still ok.
Answer yes or no. If u answer yes i will show u!
If u don’t want to see my tits then it’s fine.
Excuse me! Offered u tits from beginning.
Ha ha! Are u going to pass a comment after viewing?
U want to touch my ass?
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